Hello all, I would just like to let u all know that "...Ellipses Anonymous..."(Moi...Me) is going to be taking a four second break from writing in this illustrious(*fans bow down*) blog...i know alot of u are going to miss the blog during this vacation...and im sorry(ha, right...) to disappoint all of u, but hey, we all gotta get away sometimes(im goin' down to Cabo with my wife and 6 kids(i have no wife and own no kids...u might have to read that more than once to see the terribleness of it...*alot of u read again...but to no avail...u read again...still nothin...u read ag...SHRIEK LOUDLY!* "OH MY GEEZUS!") : gary, michael, mrrkapants-sss(this child was what we call "unwanted"), johnny(we call him bravo), antigone(also hated child), and Bob(still unsure of gender)...we harvest love like its...something that is normally harvested)...so i will now head on down to Cabo with my family for my four seconds away from u and everybody...have fun while im gone(im glad u wont)...
...(1 second)...(2 seconds)...(3 seconds)...(FINAL SECOND)...
whew, im back everybody...GRRREAT(but i, in fact, did not meet Tony The Tiger while on vacay...sad stuff) VACATION, i must say...i thot about u guys every second(except the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th...and like 7/8 of the 1st one..."what a meany head")...and now that im back and completely refreshed, i will write in my blog once again...
so i went to the gas station yesterday(gas was like $2.13...yay for election time), particularly a Quik Trip(sorry "Slo Trip", i just couldn't handle your hot dog prices anymore)...and i noticed that like diamond-shaped sign on the lightpost there that says "Safe Place" on it...may sound like a rather uneventful story but i havent told u the part where 649(not to be confused with 648) African-American(politically correct statement) elves jump out from a moving vehicle(a Saturn) and start dancing to the great sounds of gas pumping and "Play That Funky Music" by Cherry(they did, in fact, have a very large boombox with fantastic sound quality..."thank u Bose") and then they all handed everybody a coupon to Sonic for one free small fry(cheapos) and then they moved on with their plan to infiltrate the local Price Chopper(all this stuff has been lies...just lettin' ya know...)...so lets pick it up from "may sound like a rather uneventful story but..."...may sound like a rather uneventful story but theres something very odd(actually oddical) about that "Safe Place" sign...yes that sign is there to tell a little child who is lost, that this particular Quik Trip("represent, yut yeah!!") is a "Safe Place" from the many bad guys/strangers that lurk in the depths of the horrid and UnSafe Woods Chapel Rd.(5 billion reported deaths last year...its a big road)...but what is weird and kinda funny is that the image on the "Safe Place" sign does not look safe at all...and does not look like what the sign makers were goin' for when they designed the sign(granted this might be a defect sign that they just gave to all the missouri-owned stations...its happened before and itll happen again...i think we all remember how the "No Sign Stealing" signs worked out...*reminiscing* so many lost lives)...the sign is supposed to look like an adult putting its arms around the child in a showing of safeness(of course)...but really it looks like a provoking of a forced game of peek-a-boo(legendary) just waiting to happen...which, referring back to my days as a younger lad, just aint cool(*4-year olds praise "Amen"*)...well thats just my opinion...but if your a lost yound lad and u like the idea of a forced game of peek-a-boo then check out the Quik Trip scene...but ill keep sticking with my usual, hitching a ride from somebody with a bloody axe and/or chainsaw(u guys just cant see the good in people)...
"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me
(*i go provoke a forced game of peek-a-boo...with YOUR 4-year old*) :D
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