A Lesson In Time

*yawns*...o man...hey guys...sorry, its early(2:07 PM Central Time), just woke up...*yawns again*...i find it fascinating that one can accomplish this feat by simply thinking it, thus outwardly thrusting the burden upon somebody else(its incredibly concurrent with the style of play in "The Game", for once one has thought about "The Game", they, in turn, lose "The Game" and must announce(out loud preferably...in loud announcements are unheard of...literally) that they have just lost thus causing other possible participants surrounding to think of "The Game" and lose as well...one must have incredible anonymity and seclusion to protect oneself from loss of "The Game"...please note that "The Game" is undefeated this season, not even said Chuck Norris(all hail, etc.) could withstand "The Game"'s Mind Control in his Week 4 battle this season OR his Week 13 battle...Fantasy Players on-line: draft "The Game" and its a shoe-in...for any participants reading: U just lost) and then they, in turn, yawn as well...simple concept...
u may be wondering "why in the heck..." im up so early("i was wondering the exact opposite...?")...well, u see, my alarm was set for 5:36 PM("who sets their ALARM for such time?!") right?("right...wait, no...wrong?...ummm...maybe?...jellyfish??"...we need to stop using Indecisive Irene for these quote bursts)...well, like many modern household timekeeping devices(The Few, The Proud,...)...it fails( :((( ) every now and then...so here i am...now at 2:37 PM(time to get ready for bed)...writing in my blog for u fellow scallywags(which is oddly in spell check...)...and yes, i continue to make this thing(blog) sound like a chore...deal with it...
but its a chore that i do realize i havent obliged to in quite some time, and it seems that more and more distance is being put between every blog post...but i assure u that there are still only about 3 lines of spacing( ) in between one blog post and the next...so be happy( :( ...hey thats not happy!!! *beats face until it changes its mood*... :/...your really pushing it this time face!!!... :P...ok thats just ridiculous, put that away... :|...thats a bit better... :D,,, ...no need to drool everywhere... :>...thats a bit too happy... :@...hey now potty mouth, we dont use that kinda language around this blog!... ...and now hes gone...*sigh*)...(wow that was a waste of time!!...but, u get the idea)...and hey, theres alot to be jolly about this time of year! the weather is gorgeous(at the equator...), the sun is shining(in space...), your car doesnt have a temporary on it(mine does...), parentheses are easy to fill("_______")...and Boxing Day is right around the proverbial corner(off 32nd and Broadway..."32nd is closed..."...my response:"get a TomTom"...two first names cant go wrong...)...ok, ill bite, Christmas is in less than two days(33 hours on the dot...) and today is New Years Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve...look out for 2009(all blog posts are going digital, if u dont have the proper convertor box for your regular antenna computer, u will be without blogs to read)...and for this years New Years celebration, be sure to take full advantage of the last year u can make those cheap glasses out of the number of year it will soon be by using the zeros as the vision enhancers(clever clever...)...
just this past week i picked up an issue of Time magazine(im usually reading Place magazine or any of the other setting-based magazine titles) and read over their list/s of the, and i quote, "TOP 10 EVERYTHING OF 2008...A comprehensive look back at the year through a collection of serious and not-so-serious Top 10 lists"...some of the lists compiled were the top 10: discoveries, financial meltdowns(always a fun "not-so-serious" topic), quotes, movies, bank slogans(was about to create this one on my own till i stumbled upon Time), songs, fashion faux pas, Jerry Stiller's Top 10 Words("1. Falafel" and "Malocclusion" only coming in a #9...what is this world coming to?!), etc...but please, let me direct u back to the title page..."TOP 10 EVERYTHING..."? really Time magazine? really?...i dont remember seeing the list for the "top 10 largest keys on the keyboard"(all according to my keyboard...measurements WERE made for determining)
1. Spacebar
2. Shift(both of them)
3. Tie between Enter keys, and far right + key
4. Tie between Backspace and far right Zero key
5. Caps Lock
6. Tie between \ key and Tab
7. Tie between Control keys, Alt keys, the keys with the picture on it that opens up the "Start" thing, and the key with a different picture that essentially right clicks
8. Tie Between(o great...) Q, W, E, R, T, Y, U, I, O, P, [, ], A, S, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, ;, ', Z, X, C, V, B, N, M, ,, ., /, Up, Down, Left, and Right direction arrows
9. Tie Between(*sigh* tedious list-making *sigh*) `, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, both -, =, Insert, Home, Page Up, Delete, End, Page Down, Num Lock, far right /, far right *, far right: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9, and far right .
10. Escape key

Also, Time, i noticed that u did not have a top 10 list for the top 10 numbers with one digit...
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 9(and u thought it was just gonna go right in order, tsk tsk)
6. 0
7. 5
8. 6
9. 8
10. 7

So ya...i think ive clearly made my point that...if your going to say "Top 10 Everything", u better MEAN "Top 10 EVERYTHING"...i rest my case...


"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me

Top 10 Ways To End A Blog Quickly
1. "i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me
2. Make a Top 10 List...and leave it unfinished
3.
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Classic Rock Libs #1 - Behind Blue Eyes - The Who

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THE 1'S AND 2'S MEAN THAT THAT PARTICULAR PASSAGE IS REPEATED ANOTHER TIME IN THE LIB. WHEN U REACH A PART THAT ONLY HAS A NUMBER BY ITSELF IT MEANS U NEED TO GO BACK TO THE PART IN THE LIB WHERE THE TEXT WAS SURROUNDED BY THAT NUMBER ON EITHER SIDE, AND THEN COPY AND PASTE IT WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AGAIN



1No one knows what it's like

To be the (adjective) (noun)

To be the (different adjective) (same first noun)

(preposition) (color) (body part)1



No one knows what it's like

To be (past tense verb)

To be (different past tense verb)

To (-ing verb) only (plural noun)



2But my (different plural noun)

They aren't as (adjective)

As my (noun) seems to be



I have (measurement of time), only (adjective)

My (noun) is (different noun)

That's never (adjective)2



No one knows what it's like

To (verb) these (same verb + -ings)

Like I do

And I (different verb) you



No one (plural verb) back as (adjective)

On their (emotion)

None of my (noun) and (different noun)

Can (verb) (preposition)



2



When my (body part) (transitive verb), (action verb) it open

Before I (verb) it and (different verb) my (adjective)

When I (verb), (different verb) me some (adjective) (noun)

Before I (verb) and act like a (noun)



If I (verb) anything (adjective)

Put your (body part) (adverb) my (different body part)

If I (bodily movement), please give me a (noun)

Keep me (adjective), let me (verb) your (object)



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