Bonjourno to all, and welcome back once again...due to much publicity(whores) of the content of my last blog, i must sadly( :( ) report to u all that the world did not, in fact, blow up on the previously said date(but a different date maybe...)...i am eternally saddened(aka: im silently but loudly giggling at u all) to hear all of the stories(actually none) of those of u(other forms of u: you, look in mirror and point at person who appears, or insert name here _____ ) who clicked the link "The World Blew Up" in the last post and were redirected to a flash page that sang(in unison...beautifully) "you are an idiot!"...this chicanery was, in fact, committed by me(Captain Amazing-pants..."in the flesh...err, umm...pants"), and i am so so insanely sorry to anyone that was a victim(you...refer to other versions of u) of it...to my case, i was under the influence of many different things(vanilla coke...and boredom...and a 1/4 of a dose of HATE) at the said time of writing the blog entry that day...so i editted the piece and got everything back to normal("or did i..."...maybe u should check...hmm...)
so how is everybody doing today?("great!") got the blues?("no really, im doing wonderful") has life got u upset?("im not sure anymore...maybe") does something feel, out of place?("*sigh* everything is just...*sigh*") got the "tuesday blues"?("yes...i do"...my response: "i can convince this literary voice to agree to anything as u can see")
but how about those "tuesday blues"? huh? how bout'em?
the "tuesday blues" are a common illness, usually occuring between the ages of now and forever...the "tuesday blues" occur at least once per week...if it occurs more than once per week, then seek professional help...or just get a new calendar...some signs that u may have the "tuesday blues" are: its tuesday(3rd day of week...if starting week on sunday...with perhaps the "sunday blues"), your feeling down(opposite of up...common misconception), and thats about it...the "tuesday blues" are commonly mistaken to be "post-monday blues" and/or "pre-wednesday blues" and/or "rabies", but au contrare(or i guess...on the contrary would suit as well), they are, indeed, not either(pronunciation="Ither" or "EEther"...im open-minded) of those("blasphemy!!")...my side effects for having "tuesday blues" were: hitting the garage door with my back bumper(slowly...so no damage to the car...but damage to my "tuesday confidence"? why yes indeed), forgetting to take a drink to school(i just happened to be uber thirsty today...hmmm...wonder why), remember to take gum to school but left it in car(i grinded my teeth all day..."i needed u Extra!!"), was incredibly sore from working out the previous day(while on "monday blues"), pimples were a hurting, lips were chapped(i needed to kiss a girl and like it, and taste her cherry CHAPSTICK pretty badly), and it was like 20 degrees(Fahrenheit) this morning and i own no jeans that fit(dont break button while being put on)...therefore, camo shorts were sported(*shakes head*)...some cures for "tuesday blues" are: happiness, making everyday friday and/or saturday with no blues, having sunshine(possibly in your pocket) on a particularly cloudy day, having the month of may handy when its cold outside, remembering that theres only six more days til "Monday Night Football"("if erection lasts for more than four hours,..."), or reading my blog(reports from North Korea report a decrease in "tuesday blues" when people read "...Ellipses Anonymous..."...*gullible reader looks into topic*)
"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me
(*i fear "pre-wednesday blues"*)
so how is everybody doing today?("great!") got the blues?("no really, im doing wonderful") has life got u upset?("im not sure anymore...maybe") does something feel, out of place?("*sigh* everything is just...*sigh*") got the "tuesday blues"?("yes...i do"...my response: "i can convince this literary voice to agree to anything as u can see")
but how about those "tuesday blues"? huh? how bout'em?
the "tuesday blues" are a common illness, usually occuring between the ages of now and forever...the "tuesday blues" occur at least once per week...if it occurs more than once per week, then seek professional help...or just get a new calendar...some signs that u may have the "tuesday blues" are: its tuesday(3rd day of week...if starting week on sunday...with perhaps the "sunday blues"), your feeling down(opposite of up...common misconception), and thats about it...the "tuesday blues" are commonly mistaken to be "post-monday blues" and/or "pre-wednesday blues" and/or "rabies", but au contrare(or i guess...on the contrary would suit as well), they are, indeed, not either(pronunciation="Ither" or "EEther"...im open-minded) of those("blasphemy!!")...my side effects for having "tuesday blues" were: hitting the garage door with my back bumper(slowly...so no damage to the car...but damage to my "tuesday confidence"? why yes indeed), forgetting to take a drink to school(i just happened to be uber thirsty today...hmmm...wonder why), remember to take gum to school but left it in car(i grinded my teeth all day..."i needed u Extra!!"), was incredibly sore from working out the previous day(while on "monday blues"), pimples were a hurting, lips were chapped(i needed to kiss a girl and like it, and taste her cherry CHAPSTICK pretty badly), and it was like 20 degrees(Fahrenheit) this morning and i own no jeans that fit(dont break button while being put on)...therefore, camo shorts were sported(*shakes head*)...some cures for "tuesday blues" are: happiness, making everyday friday and/or saturday with no blues, having sunshine(possibly in your pocket) on a particularly cloudy day, having the month of may handy when its cold outside, remembering that theres only six more days til "Monday Night Football"("if erection lasts for more than four hours,..."), or reading my blog(reports from North Korea report a decrease in "tuesday blues" when people read "...Ellipses Anonymous..."...*gullible reader looks into topic*)
"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me
(*i fear "pre-wednesday blues"*)
