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Welcome back(this will be an early post for our readers in Moscow, Russia(not to be confused with Prussia), sorry for the inconvenience Moscowians...*reader in Bangkok feels left out and stops reading* *shakes head and sighs...extravagantly*) to the blog y'all("oh no, i sense a lil country influence"...my response:*shakes head*...that was really lame)...yesterday, me and my 4 other literary voices("count'em") were having a little(more like...a prodigious amount) bit of issues getting all of the last post all posted up for quite a while(cuz i saw your mother at the grocery store...and...lets just say things got out hand...and lets just say that Aisle 5 is TRASHED because of it)...but we soon got it all up there for your enjoyment("VICTORYYYY!!!!!") and possibly even for help on your incredible amount of homework(i heard that A TON of people got homework over the "Control" key in their Principles of Keyboarding 101 class...)...so be happy( :) )...
in the near past(or future for my readers from 2067..."they tell me they STILL dont have flying cars...WILL IT EVER END?!?!"), u may have seen an e-mail address that seemed a bit...ummmm...how to describe it...hmmm, well lets just say it wouldnt be the best e-mail address to put on a job application(for a somewhat decent place anyway)...nuff said...it probably kinda looked like this...i'll just give a made-up example("pssst, this is not going to be some random made-up example...this WILL be his real e-mail address!!"...my response: "come on guys, thats ridiculous...dont believe that hogwash")..."xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx@hotmail.com"(*spammer sends first of many many e-mails*)...yeah, just something like that, u know...well truth be told, no matter what "xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx" tells u, she(most likely he) is not, in fact, any of the following:(*clears throat*) xxx, sexy, baby, gurl, 6, 9, 6(2nd one), 9(2nd one), xxx(2nd one...this is getting annoying im sure), @, hot, mail, ., or com("she"'ll tell u over and over again that she is this, i assure u she will, but dont believe it...dont...believe it)...things "xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx" could easily be are: bored, your next door neighbor(from either side...), mailman(he knows all), your local telescope shop owner(who could also be your next door neighbor and/or your mailman also), your local congressman(but keep writing him letters about the city's infrastructure and the terrible condition of the roads...they will not be attended to because Ned(local congressman) here is too busy chatting with u or possibly your teenage son("my poor baby!!!???"...my response: "Yes...your poor baby"), but by all means keep sending those god-forsaken letters(they do sooooo much!!!)), you("but how can i be talking to myself as somebody else in a completely different place?!?!?!"...thats like fight club material), your teenage son("my poor baby!!!???"...my response: "Again...Yes...your poor baby"), your husband(wife: "hey honey..." husband: "yeah?" wife: "what are all these weird IM's on the computer screen?" husband: "i dont know what you're talking about darling..." wife: "who is "xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx"?" *husband silently skips town*...), a random 47-year-old who's "just lookin' for a good time", or any combination of any of the previously named...including Dan Rather(*Dan Rather stops reading*..."he can read?"...o man...jokes about past 60 Minutes anchors always get me)...or Brad Paisley("So Much Cooler Online")...
soooo...now that YOU've been warned(Moscowians, you've been warned at an inconvenient time, i know...but warned nonetheless...hope your having fun today or my tomorrow), i expect u all to be on the lookout for "predators"(i.e. cheetah, lion, or any other "top-of-the-food-chain" animals...)...so dont come whining to me when "xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx" turns out to be _____(fill in blank by referring back to list previously stated)...cuz YOU("who me?"..."yes u"..."couldnt be"..."then who?"...my response: *clenches fist, makes angry(almost unhealthily angry) face* "ALL OF YOU!!!!!") HAVE BEEN WARNED(eloquently i might add)...


"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me

(*i log in as "xxxsexybabygurl6969xxx" and begin chatting with all of u...and your relatives*) :D