Hello all, and welcome to day 2(or dos for all u spanish speakers...*light(practically inaudible) cheers from back*) of my(*fan of speaking in third-person stops reading*...) blog...which, due to proper marketing all across the world, has become universally known by billions(haha...o man...*sarcastic tears*)...yeah i think two people have viewed the blog other than myself(yet i continue to write to a, dare i say, general audience..."im just not a sellout i guess"*violently turns head(with almost a hope for whiplash) towards sellouts*), but thats all just speculation(of course)...sooo on with idea from the keyboard(he's a great guy. i could press his buttons all day and he'd never get pissed..."i smell a bad pun")
so i was looking at the keyboard yesterday and i looked towards the sluggish bottom-left("represent, yut yeah!!") portion of the board of keys, and i saw an old friend of mine...the "Control" key(*enemy of "Control" key stops reading*..."nobody likes u anyway 'insert' key")...u may know the "Control" key from such places as: the very bottom-left key on your keyboard and/or the other Ctrl key(partner in crime) located two doors down from the "Enter" key...u may remember some of Ctrl keys greatest performances such as: the great "Ctrl-Alt-Delete" Compromise of _____(insert the date and time of the last time one of your pages or programs had an issue), "Control" keys alliance with "Alt" will forever be remembered("Delete" key was soon forgotten...*"End" weeps in sorrow*)
but what i find oddical("oh no, not more weird word endings"...my response: "getment overing it") is that the so called "Control" key has virtually(and economically) no control over anything...which is actually pretty depressing( :( )...i mean, yeah its got the whole "Ctrl-Alt-Delete" trickery goin' on, but it only has like 1/3 of that fun("Delete" does most of the work...*"Ctrl" and "Alt" keys glare at me*), and other than that has no fun at all(and not even close to as much fun as the "Q" key is about to have...QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqqqqqqqqqqqqQQQQQQQQQQQ)...i guess it might be better than sharing a key like the "+" and "=" or "_" and "-"(this doesn't go for the "$" because "4" is its whore), but at least those symbols can be used in text/typing/writing, unlike the Ctrl key...and sometimes "Control" doesnt get to have any fun at all because "Alt" and "Delete" are busy with other things on their agendas("Alt" is busy making the "File" on the top right of your browser's window light up...and "Delete" is...well...deleting i assume)...so yeah, no fun for u Mr.Control Key...and as if he thought "at least im still "Control" key"(direct quote from "Control" key himself)...i dont even pronounce his name as "Control"...because really all there is to him is "Ctrl"...which, when using proper english pronunciation methods and your best shot at pronouncing 4 straight consonants, is "sitrul"...Any questions?
*random member from "audience" raises hand and stands up in one pure, fluid motion*," yeah, i have one...does this mean that all of "Control" keys best efforts to make himself feel better about himself and all of his hopes and dreams(beating alcoholism and getting his "o's" and "n" back) are crushed?"
my response:"thats a great question from the man in the yellow shirt(i know it's green, im just messin' with him)...and the simple answer is...YES!..."
*all of "Control" keys best efforts to make himself feel better about himself and all of his hopes and dreams(beating alcoholism and getting his "o's" and "n" back) are crushed in one swift Q&A*
"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me
"End"...key
