Account Registration Ups & Downs

So today, i did have to register my account at Blogger(so i could type all these wonderfulistic things in blog form..."at your service"*said like a British butler*(which is always provocative as heck))...and creating these accounts is not the most, dare i say, wonderfulistic thing in the milky way(not anymore)...so a friend of mine(an african-american one...haha again with the politically correct terms...he's half-caucasian too :O)(this be him: http://this-abyss.blogspot.com/) referred me to Blogger to get my own blog set up(i had no idea what i was going to write about when i got it, i was much in awe(:O) of the possibilites), and i come to find that oh no, another account registration has creeped up on me("we meet again")...so i start doing it..."type in e-mail"-alright no problem..."RE-type e-mail(*as the instructions scoff at me*)"-o come on, seriously? *theatrical sigh*(those of u in the back of the audience, im sorry if u couldnt hear it...cuz it was mystifying)
so really i must RE-type my already perfectly fine, singular, once-typed(vigorously i might add) e-mail in the other box...and really i dont get the point of this...this...AnArChY(yes i did just do the whole cap-noncap writing scheme)...i mean why the re-type? im really just wondering(but once i figure it out it'll be too late...what do u mean by too late u may ask...you'll see...)...so that pissed me off(ish)...then create the username...eh, simple, not gonna complain about that(*silently complains*)...so then the all-holy password creatorama begins...i believe it says that the password "must be at least 8 characters long"(8 is my favorite number...just a quinky-dink though)...so im like "really...ok...so now i cant use my regular password for everything(almost everything anyway) which happens to be less than 8 characters in length(*stalker password software owner gets down to business*...)...no big deal though...i'll just use my other password..." so i use my other password and i watch as i type, the meter below that rates how good or "safe" the password is goes from "Too Short" to "Strong"(*stalker password software owner dude is foiled*) very quickly...a couple numbers go a long way(*stalker password software owner dude gets down to business again after the unveiling of the number hint*"tsk tsk man")...so i realized that, while the password rater was showing "too short"(finally meeting it's "too short" quota for the month..."thank god") i was much more depressed...but then it showed "strong"(my password can bench like 2000lbs...not kiddin') and i became heavily(kinda punny in a way) elated...and then i created the also all-holy...TITLE FOR MY BLOG(*caps lock key feels important*)...it was rather simple...i loooooove ellipses...so then it was just the adding of anonymous and i was done...but then! was the url creatorama...i didnt wanna go for the usual "name your url the same thing as your blog title rigamaroo"...so i went a different road(a highway, in fact) and i wanted to make it "alterworld.blogger.com/" but to no avail :(...it was already taken(by somebody who hasn't ever even posted in their blog...tsk tsk...must be friends with the stalker password software owner dude)...and yes i tried all the symbols like the "-" and stuff...still to no avail...so i landed on "one-of-none"(had to do the hyphens cuz the regular one was taken...they might also be apart of the "tsk tsk" friend group as mentioned previously) and i think it works...i like it...it's decent...and it has good meaning(*person who thought it had bad meaning stops reading*)...and then...little did i know, i had to verify my e-mail...which , for the sake of satire, was incredibly tedious(really it wasn't all too bad...just had to go to e-mail and click a link...*breaks sweat*...it was quite a workout actually)
soooo those are the ups and the downs of account registration...
they sure were wildtastic i know...*yawn* sarcasm...u have a great night now(*person reading during daytime gets time-confused*)...


"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own" -Me

(*i high-five stalker password software owner dude*) :D

Introducementationalism of myself

hello, after struggling to get the friggin' BOLD setting to turn off for my introducementationalism(which is completely absurd considering all the word endings in it i.e. "ism" "tational" "ment" "horse" "duce"), i will now proceed.
(10 bucks says u checked the long word a second or possibly fifty-ninth time to see if it actually had "horse" in it)
anyways...let's get on with the introducementationalism of myself...im a teenager, if you're not familiar then i am between 13 and 19 years of age(or im like 47 and a half and am on AOL Chat or Instant Messenger talking to your young daughter...right...this...second)...
so u know im a teenager and yadda-yadda-yadda-yabba-dabba-doo(i smell a flintstones reference)...
as u can see i get off topic ALOT(and yes i am going to always spell "a lot" as "alot", so to all my readers that are english teachers...get used to it) i definitely have undiagnosed-ADHD...ya its like that appliance u have in ur house that u hardly ever use and its always in the friggin' way(some examples of this...well...look around your house...you'll find something) so its pretty tough stuff...but i fight through it, heroic-ly
ok so now you've seen that ive written many many things, yet u only know that im a teenager and that i have undiagnosed ADHD
ok so here's some quick facts, im a: male, caucasian(haha i love politically correct words, cuz everybody knows thats why we have them...to avoid lawsuits from stupid stiffs), around 6ft. tall, pant size is about 34"(but really just "skin inches" of course), i live in the USA("oh no, already getting all patriotic, he MUST be a conservative"...my response to that is "um, no i am actually a liberal...im sure i will have political posts in the future so brace yourselves...haha...*fade into straight face* actually i dont think ill put anything political in my posts, cuz im not retarded"), i get good grades in school(amazingly) yet i dont really pay attention too well(as u already know, i cant even pay attention to myself...ridiculous), i love sports especially baseball and football...i still play baseball and watch it(world series...starts soooon), i DO have a decent heap of friends(so now u know that im not writing in a blog just b/c nobody else will listen to me...i simply just love the idea of getting to write down random stuff, posting it is just a bonus), some close good friends, and luckily time to write all this, i love funny stuff(hey, who doesnt? *stiff stops reading*...teehee), ok i'll bite im 16.5 years of age, i drive a black 2004 Grand Prix...it is beautomous(yes its a particularly nice car...im very lucky to have it), im very hungry right now...some foods i like are: meat(especially of the red race :D), i like chicken alot too, and sweets, and pizza is great...i like junk too much...i cant stand salads(*salad lover stops reading*..."u weren't welcome anyway"), ooooooo annnnnnnnnd i alllllmost forgot...IM IN LOVE WITH ELLIPSES(...)(*underscore fanatic stops reading*..."i'll see you in the symbol championship")...so ya love ellipses a TON and i dont know why exactly, but im addicted...i mean...just look at them...their just so...friggin...sweet...slowly...u...begin...to...use...them...more...
and...then...u...just...get...way...t...o...o...
r...i...d...i...c...u...l...o...u...s...with them
so yeah...thats my introducementationalism of myself...you'll prolly find out more later

"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own" -Me

(*U stop reading*)