Account Registration Ups & Downs

So today, i did have to register my account at Blogger(so i could type all these wonderfulistic things in blog form..."at your service"*said like a British butler*(which is always provocative as heck))...and creating these accounts is not the most, dare i say, wonderfulistic thing in the milky way(not anymore)...so a friend of mine(an african-american one...haha again with the politically correct terms...he's half-caucasian too :O)(this be him: http://this-abyss.blogspot.com/) referred me to Blogger to get my own blog set up(i had no idea what i was going to write about when i got it, i was much in awe(:O) of the possibilites), and i come to find that oh no, another account registration has creeped up on me("we meet again")...so i start doing it..."type in e-mail"-alright no problem..."RE-type e-mail(*as the instructions scoff at me*)"-o come on, seriously? *theatrical sigh*(those of u in the back of the audience, im sorry if u couldnt hear it...cuz it was mystifying)
so really i must RE-type my already perfectly fine, singular, once-typed(vigorously i might add) e-mail in the other box...and really i dont get the point of this...this...AnArChY(yes i did just do the whole cap-noncap writing scheme)...i mean why the re-type? im really just wondering(but once i figure it out it'll be too late...what do u mean by too late u may ask...you'll see...)...so that pissed me off(ish)...then create the username...eh, simple, not gonna complain about that(*silently complains*)...so then the all-holy password creatorama begins...i believe it says that the password "must be at least 8 characters long"(8 is my favorite number...just a quinky-dink though)...so im like "really...ok...so now i cant use my regular password for everything(almost everything anyway) which happens to be less than 8 characters in length(*stalker password software owner gets down to business*...)...no big deal though...i'll just use my other password..." so i use my other password and i watch as i type, the meter below that rates how good or "safe" the password is goes from "Too Short" to "Strong"(*stalker password software owner dude is foiled*) very quickly...a couple numbers go a long way(*stalker password software owner dude gets down to business again after the unveiling of the number hint*"tsk tsk man")...so i realized that, while the password rater was showing "too short"(finally meeting it's "too short" quota for the month..."thank god") i was much more depressed...but then it showed "strong"(my password can bench like 2000lbs...not kiddin') and i became heavily(kinda punny in a way) elated...and then i created the also all-holy...TITLE FOR MY BLOG(*caps lock key feels important*)...it was rather simple...i loooooove ellipses...so then it was just the adding of anonymous and i was done...but then! was the url creatorama...i didnt wanna go for the usual "name your url the same thing as your blog title rigamaroo"...so i went a different road(a highway, in fact) and i wanted to make it "alterworld.blogger.com/" but to no avail :(...it was already taken(by somebody who hasn't ever even posted in their blog...tsk tsk...must be friends with the stalker password software owner dude)...and yes i tried all the symbols like the "-" and stuff...still to no avail...so i landed on "one-of-none"(had to do the hyphens cuz the regular one was taken...they might also be apart of the "tsk tsk" friend group as mentioned previously) and i think it works...i like it...it's decent...and it has good meaning(*person who thought it had bad meaning stops reading*)...and then...little did i know, i had to verify my e-mail...which , for the sake of satire, was incredibly tedious(really it wasn't all too bad...just had to go to e-mail and click a link...*breaks sweat*...it was quite a workout actually)
soooo those are the ups and the downs of account registration...
they sure were wildtastic i know...*yawn* sarcasm...u have a great night now(*person reading during daytime gets time-confused*)...


"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own" -Me

(*i high-five stalker password software owner dude*) :D