Back From Not Blogging

Whew...man/woman/boy/girl(choose your beginning) it has been a looooonnnnngggg time since ive posted in here(19 days i believe)...but u gotta understand what its like out there for a blogger celebrity such as Ellipses Anonymous(whom talks in the third person all of a sudden)...sometimes u just gotta get away and enjoy the impending cold weather thats just upon the horizon of November, blessed(youve gotta pronounce these bad boys as "bless-id"...just a forewarning) be, blessed(now youve got it :D) be...
so i hate to disrupt or disturb all u cold-weather fanatics(i realize its your mating season...which was a harsh realization at best...*shivers because its cold* and then *shivers because of u know what*), but i previously said in the first posh(very posh indeed) paragraph that i wanted to "get away" to "enjoy" the "impending" cold "weather"(if your voice dropped in tone when u read the non-quotationated(real word...) words, then me and u will get along just fine...those of u whose voice did NOT drop in tone...itll be AT LEAST *insert numerical sequence of events that might possibly reform the Unworthys blog reading ability* until u can join the ranks of we hallowed few)...but truth be told, i am not one of your kind, nor will i ever be one of your kind(i got turned off for good when i heard your views on the death penalty and your views on clicky-pen or cap-pen...u guys make me sick!)...i love warm, nice weather and DO NOT enjoy long walks on the snow(im more the beach type)...soooooo ok, ill bite...ill tell u why i havent blogged for 19 days, for real...*clears throat*(for no reason...my palate was pretty well cleansed, and my throat felt good enough to bellow a harsh tenor throughout the likes of The Grand Ol' Opry...) well, most importantly, the biggest factor occurred after the arrival of my 12-week grade check o' doom, whose contents were 4 A's 2 B's and 1 Selfish D, courtesy of American Literature and Composition(dont u feel special), more importantly courtesy goes to The Crucible...thank u The Crucible, your activity in the field of ruining a solid 3.5 GPA(Academic Recognition) has finally been relinquished *sarcastic, slow, perfectly timed claps*(Note: a fairy DOES NOT get her wings from these claps...she actually loses a limb for every one...)...this one D directly resulted in me being grounded from the computer which directly affects my ability to post blogs...the second factor that slowed me down(literally and blogulally) was the somewhat recent(one week ago exactly) accident i had involving an indoor football field, some friends, having fun, and jumping off of my left foot at a bad angle thus resulting in the breaking of my left fibula...well it wasnt something that necessarily halted my night...right after it happened i left the place and got some Sonic next door(2 for 1 Sonic Burger coupon :D), then took a guy home, and then laid around my house, and later went to a party at one of my buddys...notice "going to the hospital" was not included in the itinerary...i woke up the next morning and my mom tooketh me to the hospital, and got some x-rays(z-rays have become ineffective) done and then they put a temporary cast on(which is no longer holding my leg in captivity), blah blah blah...so i spent alot of time after that lying around the house some more and taking seemingly placebo painkillers(hydrocodone doesnt do it for me)...im only on the computer right now because my mom feels sorry( :( ) for me and my condition...and i guess another factor was the very recent happening of the holiday(kind of) of Thanksgiving, which seems to have become a day when u have to be thankful for something no matter how bland it may taste after having it the same day every year(i hope u can decipher a metaphorical sense out of that)...i do have alot to be thankful for, but i think that those few turkeys and cranberry sauce trees(tiiiiimmmmmbeerrrrr) that weren't killed for the recent holiday probably have quite a bit more to be thankful for, i presume...


"i don't necessarily think "outside the box"...i just have loads of crazy fun times inside my own"-Me

(*i go kill off the rest of the turkey and cranberry sauce tree population with a smile on my face and a crutch under each arm*) :D